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PacMan Jones Announces Line of Videogames
Definition of “pimp” on urbandictionary.com forever changed
 Atlanta, GA - After being suspended for the entire season, Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones, has taken on a series of odd jobs in order to support his "pimping" lifestyle. After debuting in a Total Nonstop Action Wrestling pay-per view event last weekend, Jones, announced a hip-hop record. He owns a studio named "National Street League Records" and will be one half of the hip-hop team dubbed "Posterboyz." Even in light of atrocious music by Ron Artest, Tony Parker, and Shaq, he plans to release his first single on August 27. I seriously did not make this up, look on espn.com.  But here is where this adventure starts getting transcendently odd. A joint press-conference with him and Midway games announced a line of "PacMan Jones" games. The games, which will be for cell phones, feature the player in control of Mr. Jones as he runs from various enemies of pimping. The low-tech game will feature an overhead view of Mr. Jones, presented as a circle with a piece taken out, "to symbolize the chip on my shoulder" being chased by the forces of evil, represented by KKK members dressed in a ghost-like fashion. He explained the game as, "a race for my life, where I run around trying to get money, and then, upon receiving enough, I can 'make it rain' and defeat my enemies." Upon hearing the news, an EA Sports spokesman said, "Oh crap, another football-like game, that means Madden 09 will have to actually be an upgrade from previous years." NFL Commissioner Roger Goddell was too busy teaching his dogs how to operate pitchforks and torches to comment.
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